One thing you can do during the long winter is wake up at 8am and drive far away to an estate sale.
There are are lots of other weirdos there looking through this house full of dead peoples stuff.
But they are all old weirdos.
You are the only young weirdos.
The dead people were once old weirdos.
They have lots of taxidermied animals in the basement den.
The old man was into hunting and amateur photography.
Some of the people are so old you can't help but think it won't be long before some slightly younger old weirdo will be looking through their stuff.
The stuff they get now will end up in their estate sale for someone else to pick through.
We're all just renting all this stuff.